[{"quote": "Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.", "attribution": "Masataka Taketsuru"}, {"quote": "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.", "attribution": "Mark Twain"}, {"quote": "There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren\u2019t as good as others.", "attribution": "Raymond Chandler"}, {"quote": "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.", "attribution": "Winston Churchill"}, {"quote": "I\u2019m on a whisky diet. I\u2019ve lost three days already.", "attribution": "Tommy Cooper"}, {"quote": "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.", "attribution": "Allegedly the last words of Humphrey Bogart"}, {"quote": "Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.", "attribution": "Johnny Carson"}, {"quote": "I\u2019m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.", "attribution": "Joel Rosenberg"}, {"quote": "I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.", "attribution": "George Burns"}, {"quote": "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.", "attribution": "Abraham Lincoln"}, {"quote": "Ninety percent I\u2019ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I\u2019ll probably waste.", "attribution": "Tug McGraw"}, {"quote": "A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime\u2014it\u2019s not very scientific, but it helps.", "attribution": "Alexander Fleming"}, {"quote": "I like my whisky old and my women young.", "attribution": "Errol Flynn"}, {"quote": "Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.", "attribution": "Compton MacKenzie"}, {"quote": "Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.", "attribution": "Nguyen Cao Ky"}, {"quote": "Whisky, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it\u2019s time to drink.", "attribution": "Haruki Murakami"}, {"quote": "I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.", "attribution": "Ava Gardner"}, {"quote": "Whisky is liquid sunshine", "attribution": "George Bernard Shaw"}, {"quote": "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.", "attribution": "W.C. Fields"}, {"quote": "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?", "attribution": "W.C. Fields"}, {"quote": "I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn\u2019t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.", "attribution": "Andrew Jackson"}, {"quote": "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.", "attribution": "William Faulkner"}, {"quote": "The light music of whiskey falling into a glass\u2014an agreeable interlude.", "attribution": "James Joyce"}, {"quote": "My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whisky.", "attribution": "Igor Stravinsky"}, {"quote": "I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.", "attribution": "H.L. Mencken"}, {"quote": "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.", "attribution": "P. J. O'Rourke"}, {"quote": "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, 'I'm thirsty, not dirty.", "attribution": "Joe E. Lewis"}, {"quote": "Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whisky: I have no head for wine!", "attribution": "Nick Cave"}, {"quote": "Anybody who hates dogs and loves whisky can't be all bad.", "attribution": "W. C. Fields"}, {"quote": "Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.", "attribution": "James Stewart"}, {"quote": "Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whisky.", "attribution": "Pappy Maverick"}, {"quote": "My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.", "attribution": "Rodney Dangerfield"}, {"quote": "It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it", "attribution": "Ronnie Corbett"}, {"quote": "Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets", "attribution": "Winston Churchill"}, {"quote": "We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.", "attribution": "Tommy Dewar"}, {"quote": "O thou, my muse! guid auld Scotch drink! Whether thro' wimplin worms thou jink, Or, richly brown, ream owre the brink, In glorious faem, Inspire me, till I lisp an' wink, To sing thy name!", "attribution": "Robert Burns"}, {"quote": "Freedom and Whisky gang thegither!", "attribution": "Robert Burns"}, {"quote": "On no account reduce the barley for whisky. This takes years to mature and is an invaluable export and dollar producer", "attribution": "Winston Churchill"}, {"quote": " Whisky has made us what we are. It goes with our climate and with our nature. It rekindles old fires in us, our hatred of cant and privilege, our conviviality, our sense of nationhood, and above all our love of Scotland.", "attribution": "Robert Bruce Lockhart"}, {"quote": "Wi\u2019 usquabae, we\u2019ll face the devil!", "attribution": "Robert Burns - from Tam o\u2019 Shanter"}, {"quote": " When you hold it in your hand, it\u2019s the pulse of one small nation So much more than just a dram", "attribution": "Robin Laing"}, {"quote": "One whisky is all right, two is too much, and three is too few.", "attribution": "Robert Bruce-Lockhart"}, {"quote": "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.", "attribution": "Irish proverb"}, {"quote": "When standing on the Island of distilleries, you can almost see the coast of heaven.", "attribution": "Robin Laing"}, {"quote": "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one is malt whisky.", "attribution": "Robert Bruce-Lockhart"}, {"quote": "No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.", "attribution": "H. L. Mencken"}, {"quote": "Ninety percent of the people on this planet, especially in the West, were born out of a bottle of whisky on a Saturday night, and there was no intent to have children. So ninety percent of us- that includes everybody- were accidents. I don't know anybody who was a planned child. All of us were Saturday night specials.", "attribution": "John Lennon"}, {"quote": "Today's rain is tomorrow's whisky.", "attribution": "Scottish proverb"}, {"quote": "The transformation during cask maturation is like that of the caterpillar to the butterfly.", "attribution": "Dr. Jim Swan"}, {"quote": "I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record...", "attribution": "Dylan Thomas"}, {"quote": "Since we destroyed our factories, we've only had industrial museums. Tourism, the royal family, whisky and tweed fabrics - that's what we live on. We are a banana monarchy.", "attribution": "Tony Benn"}, {"quote": "Rye, the unfinished whiskey.", "attribution": "Ambrose Bierce"}, {"quote": "My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'.", "attribution": "Joseph Henry Blackburne"}, {"quote": "Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey.", "attribution": "J.D. Salinger"}, {"quote": "Civilization begins with distillation", "attribution": "William Faulkner"}]